There are the jagged movements. There’s the frozen grin. And works not the skin if you look closer, like a plastic coating carefully painted pores? And doesn’t even have his aging process something artificial, as if someone was secretly giving him a strand by strand Dye your hair gray and put on one or two wrinkles?

Das the most important link in the chain of evidence, however, is Al Gore’s energy consumption. The Gore family home in Nashville is said to be almost 221,000 kilowatt hours Tennesse, devoured in 2006. That’s about twenty times more, than ordinary American households consume. When this became known, there was immediately strong speculation that Al Gore needed so much electricity for: Gore constantly sends faxes to all other Americans in which he tells them how to save energy to save the planet?

Des Puzzle’s solution is, of course, much closer For everyone awake and inquisitive journalist who ever got his nose into one of Isaac’s Asimov’s novels are obvious. Should Al Gore ever stumble and – God forbid– collapse on the open stage, it would be a lot of screws, springs and gears rolling out of him. Little electric lightning brings to light the disturbing truth: This Creature is not made of flesh, blood, skin and hair like ours! Hence the jagged movements, hence the fake smile artificial aging, and this explains the high power consumption.

Who programmed Al, the giant robot?

The gore robot had to deal with one of those impractical ones every night american fork plug connected to the grid and recharged become. But who built the art giant? Who programs it? Cui bono? To answer this question

we have to answer expand a little further. But first we should clarify how Al Gore in the public morally considers its extremely high electricity consumption justifies: He is involved in emissions trading, he said through a spokesman know. How does this work? It will be a total volume of energy it is determined that you can use it. Whoever is above it must Buy certificates, whoever is underneath them can sell them.

Here it becomes apparent that “environmental offenders” are a precise theological Term is. Anyone who sins against the environment is to blame Conscience. You can get rid of this guilt through confession; you can but also purchase a letter of indulgence and so on his little piece help ensure that the church that alone brings salvation is wonderful building to be seen built in Rome. In the case of Al Gore, this was ecological indulgence trading is very cheap in that it has its emissions rights acquired at the company “Generation Investment Management LLP”. The The chairwoman of this company, which is based in London, is himself.

Back to the question: Cui bono? Who screwed the robot together? The fog it starts to clear up when we make it clear to ourselves what Al Gore is doing for them Represented by the world: He is the other, the better America. Everyone knows evil America – it wears George W. Bush’s face. Das evil America wreaks war on foreign countries, murmurs Christian prayers and yet only has oil in mind. And it pollutes the climate. Evil America has refused to sign the Kyoto Protocol – while its Pick-up trucks roll over the endless highways, blowing them incessantly Exhaust gases into the air. Al Gore is supposed to fix this.

Al Gore as the legitimate heir of Michael Moore

Just recently his followers have a big ad in the “New York Times” switched in which they implore him to become a presidential candidate to let the Democratic Party put forward: “Never before has America a leader with their greetings, visionary power and experience needed more than now. Our nation and the planet itself are entering an epoch of Follow, as you correctly state in ‘An Inconvenient Truth’, in more than just one way. We are being led by a government of the powerful ruled that only serves the powerful – a government based on the Constitution tramples, wages unjust wars in our name, ours sacrificing the economic future and putting our planet itself on the list threatened species sets – Be our candidate.”

Al Gore has so far stubbornly said: No (and there is none, no matter how pale Signs that something could change). Nevertheless, he remains that way others, the better America. Many US citizens have had this role before him played — in the seventies, for example, Angela Davis, a black Cadre politician of the Communist Party of the USA. Since 11 September In 2001, Michael Moore took on the task of “better America” to embody. On closer inspection, all of these figures of light have one Feature common Angela Davis – whose name belongs to every leftist in Germany the seventies were as common as they are now forgotten – had at Theodor W. Adorno and Herbert Marcuse studied and attended as enthusiasts Revolutionary tourist East Berlin.

Michael Moore steps in as director propaganda documentaries in the footsteps of European models: des Cinéma Vérité and the Nouvelle Vague. In other words, with the Representatives of “better America” were in Truth always revolves around emissaries of the Old World. You want moral heroes celebrate and praise only yourself – – Mrs. Davis is a classic german Left, Michael Moore nothing more than a European one Propagandist. Never is a symbol of the other, the better America socially as high as Al Gore.

The climate crisis as a spiritual challenge

After all, he was once vice president and clearly belongs to the American one Upper class and has for his film “An Inconvenient Truth” received two American awards: the Oscar and the “Emmy” Award. Nevertheless, what also applied to his predecessors applies to Al Gore has. Let’s take a closer look at his reaction to the Nobel Peace Prize: “The Climate crisis is not a political issue”, Gore said. “She’s one moral and spiritual challenge for all humanity. She it is also our greatest chance to increase the earth’s consciousness to raise higher ground.”

You can’t make it any clearer express: This is not something pragmatic that comes with targeted human action can be managed. The The Environmental problem is a “spiritual”, a religious question. Es it’s all about the right awareness. Most Europeans would sign immediately. As for emissions trading, Al Gores Behavior is almost an imitation of what the EU does every day. If a European country like Spain fails to honour the commitments can, which are set out in the Kjoto contract, then buy it for one Three quarters of a billion euros in emissions rights in China.

Should there but then, according to this sum, less climate and ozone depleting Refrigerants are produced. In practice this leads to the Chinese people “build new such facilities elsewhere” (according to Dirk Maxeiner and Michael Miersch). Indulgences are a very important one practical invention. But finally, according to Gore, we control an “ecological one Holocaust”, and “proof of an ecological Kristallnacht is as clear as the sound of breaking glass in Berlin”. Any means will probably be fine. This basically explains it even who is responsible for the robot Al Gore: He is in the Craft cellars in Europe emerged.

The Nobel Peace Prize goes to an art giant

Certainly: Man and politician Al Gore is not with that robot identical, who rots in public under his name. Der Politician Gore advocated American support as early as 1988 to hire the genocidal dictator Saddam Hussein. He advertised on television successful for NAFTA, the free trade zone that Canada, the USA and Mexico joins together to form an economic giant. As a senator and Vice President, he diligently removed obstacles to the development of the Internet got in the way.

In 1989, the person Al preferred to To rush to his little son’s bedside, who almost died in a car accident died would be instead of worrying about his presidential candidacy. But not for this he was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The price was for that Art giant Al Gore determines “An Inconvenient Truth” undeniably made a very effective film. What the Nobel Committee not mentioned: A British court just found this film contains nine fundamental scientific errors.

Seine The basic statement is correct – but it is still an “apocalyptic one Vision” that schoolchildren cannot be considered the bare truth may present. But let’s remember: Even the violent Yasser Arafat, also the incompetent Kofi Annan, also the hapless Jimmy Carter the award wins. If you keep this list in mind, you can only say: The fictional character named Al Gore has the Nobel Peace Prize of course rightly received.